Distractie cu MSN

MSN, cand n-are articole de scris, face liste. Si n-a trebuit prea mult ca sa iasa
10 things every single man must own” si
10 things every single girl must own
bineinteles, cu un aer de articol gen „Cum sa iti dai seama daca te place” sau „Cum sa il faci sa te sune”, chestii care le plac femeilor foarte tare.

1. A fabulous photo of yourself

„Is that you?” What he means: „Daa-aamn, girl, you’re hotter than I realized!”

2. A pretty pair of heels (hihi, boo, asta e pentru „I feel pretty”)
3. An Eminem CD

Balance out your collection with one CD, any CD, by Eminem and you have no idea how relieved he’ll be.

Hiiiiiiiii daca gaseste Metalheadz Platinum aici. Must shove it under the carpet!
4 is too cheesy
5. A six-pack of good bottled beer (comes standard)
6. Bathroom reading ( 😀 ) (vezi, scoate Hume din baie ca speriem vizitatorii)
7. A business card (shiny shiny, dar ce fac cu alea acasa?)
8. Earplugs (dar daca nu sforaie?)
9. A straight male friend on your speed-dial (oh poo, am ratat sansa vietii mele 🙁 )
10 😀

la ei, amintim
1. A top-notch coffee/espresso maker (visul meu)
4. A comfortable couch (daa, 3 locuri, mare, neaparat)
7. $150+ jeans

Check out stores that carry Diesel, Evisu, Paper Denim & Cloth, or Seven

Daaa, daaaa, Diesel, mult diesel! Si inca o data Diesel!
I live my life one Diesel at a time

Am atractie pentru Diesel, de la masinuta pana la muzica (Dieselboy). I’m becoming Dieselgirl


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