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Stage #1 – Smart
At this stage you are also always right. And of course the person you are talking with is very wrong.
Stage #2 – Handsome/Pretty
You begin to wink at
perfect strangers and ask them to dance because of course they had been
admiring you the whole evening.
Stage #3 – Rich
You will also begin to buy drinks for all the people in the bar who are admiring you because you are now the smartest, prettiest, and richest person on the face of the earth.
Stage #4 – Bulletproof
You can now pick fights with the people you have been betting money with
because you cannot be hurt by anything.
Stage #5 – Invisible
This is the final stage of drunkenness. At this point you can do
absolutely anything because no one can see you. You can get up and dance
on a table; you can strip down to your underwear, to impress the people
who have been admiring you all evening, because the rest of the people
in the room cannot see you. All your social inhibitions are gone.