Did you know that after some unknown rules, it’s Anal Sex Month? And no, I’m not shittin you people, it really is…apparently.
Launched in 1927 with the slogan of „Give in to Haste and Remain Chaste”, Anal Sex Month has been pushing the boundaries of conventional thinking in society”. In celebration of 75 ass-pounding years, Americans are encouraged to get close to loved ones and get that bung-tastic feeling that only comes from deep rectal thrusting.”
Damn these Americans are some weird kinky bastards. This makes me think of a particular book I read, by David Lodge and his catholic students who were afraid of having sex even after marriage and who were shocked to try anything different even after years and years of marriage.
Given the time and place for the ASM, there was this one character in the book who went on a long trip to the US from the UK and well…gave up being a nun in favour of something else. Now I can see pretty clearly why 🙂 Now all you have to remember, never sleep with your back towards someone…
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/me salivates, while vigorously rubbing his „member”.
Even though the site you linked is fake, anal sex is an „equal opportunity” practice. You don’t have to discriminate, everyone’s got a anus, and I think we can all agree that discrimination is awful! 😉
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