- Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
- The Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. ONCE.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
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